No, I'm not talking about your prowess for once; even conjoined it wouldn't reach that!
I'm talking about this.
Free?
A pitiful attempt by Gates and Co to buy their way (at aboot one - tenth of the cost to you or me and subsequently subsidised by us were we so inclined to enter into such an agreement to visit thar, just to keep 'margins' up for others' benefit) into peoples' homes.
Bill, just give me tenure (whatever that is) and you can have the ... rented accommodation in which I currently reside! How's that?
Or a t-shirt. Without your face, name, logo, or sweat stains on.
Mmmmm. Sweat stains....!
Some people are easily pleased, you know? I'm just not one of them.
Nor am I a Google fan. Well, I am, but not in the way you think (4 hours a day, 3 days a week, every other Sunday off for good behaviour).
Honestly! It's enough to drive a man to drink. Although home delivery is better, here's the key to the porch - the dosh's under the cat.
I ...ssssss...thank...fffffftttttt... you!
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I AM beautiful, that's for sure, but isn't it meant to be a picture of a ...oh!
Yeah, very funny...har har har (NOT!)
Thinks: 'I'll humour her and maybe she'll go away!'
"Ummm. Yes Sar, dear girl, of course you're right!"
I know someone who likes 'cigarillos', whatever they are.
I think I know what to do with them.
Anyway, and rightly so, age is venerated in most of the world.
Not that I'm old, but I can act it, which means I can do yet another thing you can't.
Makes about 2,065,432. 88 at the last count.
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