Ha! Nice try; For a 13-year old who's out of the house for the first time, with no wit or sense of humour and trying so hard to be noticed when everyone else just thinks they're getting in the way!
Shame you're too old to fit that archetype, however!
I'm happy to say I fancy only women. That's 'women'.
Tell you what! You give me your number and I'll call you in 10 years when you've grown up.
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In that case, I'll save it as patently you can't appreciate it.
But thank you for admitting your inadequacy. It takes you longer to learn than it does a tortoise to crawl a mile but I like a challenge!
Do you know anyone who might be able to present one?
Farty Uncle or Fidgety Underarm?
Both of them together couldn't last 5 minutes with me!
Oh!
Fung U!
Yeah! I heard he was looking for you!
Ha! Nice try; For a 13-year old who's out of the house for the first time, with no wit or sense of humour and trying so hard to be noticed when everyone else just thinks they're getting in the way!
Shame you're too old to fit that archetype, however!
I'm happy to say I fancy only women. That's 'women'.
Tell you what! You give me your number and I'll call you in 10 years when you've grown up.
Or if I'm desperate!
But you always have to sneak a look as you pass, don't you?
And as for the teeth: by then I'll have had a new set grown.
What?
What!
What?!
Oh! Catch sight of yourself in a mirror, before it broke, did you?
I warned you about going out without putting that thick cloth bag over it!
Look fool (thanks BA!)!!!
If you were to get your arse out, people would get their harpoons out!
Y'see, I think clever, not smut.
but if you can find someone easier to pick on than you...?
As in take the bullies by the hornies?
smut is an anagram of must.
It's that smelly stuff some people wear.
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