Thursday, July 07, 2005

Honestly!

Lend someone your p.c. and they have to arse about!

I'm off to Norwich to hook up with an ... amigo

11 comments:

Jessica B. said...

You can't fool me. I know what that word means!

Jessica B. said...

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

jonny said...

Look.

If you two "lovebirds" wanna play tag...




can I watch? Please!

er...you're not really men pretending to be women are you?

I mean those photos....

jonny said...

Exactly!

Glad you caught on so quick!

jonny said...

Phew! For a second there I was about to have a cardiac until you changed your mind. Swapped it for another pea, did you?

And FYI (sister!), my hand understands me way better than you'll understand anyone! And it lasts longer! And it's much more ... interesting!!

Now, I shouldn't 've bitten really, should I? Especially the way you taste!

Bitter and tart, right?!

jonny said...

You couldn't figure anything in your life.

Not in those jeans, anyway!

jonny said...

No you don't!

Because you've got your head so far up your arse you look like a pretzel!

jonny said...

That's the only word you've got right so far!

Sweetie! It kinda suits me!

jonny said...

I read that out of context.

For a second, I felt something ... inappropriate!

Get me a doctor!

jonny said...

Ah! So that's why you keep writing! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jonny said...

Touche!

That's French for 'leave it in the oven for 2 and a half hours', for those of you who aren't tri-lingual.

I try very hard!