For those of you (i.e. anyone with a letter of the alphabet in their name, address or on a packet of biscuits in a shop within 20,000 miles of them) who are missing me, I've recorded a special message for you. To stop you suffering those painful withdrawal symptoms.
The number is 0800 - BITE - ME !
Enjoy!
8 comments:
You so wish that your trysts with those vegetables you called 'boyfriends', when added together had lasted half as long!
That's cause you haven't got the time to play hardball with the likes of me or keep up when things got really ...*censored*
Time spent with me is never a 'waste', just an education!
But that's what you mean, isn't it?
Ah! I forgot, you don't understand English. Or logic.
Let me explain, so simply that even a two year old could get it.
Your words = I don't waste.
Therefore what you do is to not waste, which for simplicity's sake we'll say is to spend profitably.
Therefore you spend time profitably with or on me. Which is a positive and thus good thing.
So...are you keeping up here?...that time which you spend with me is good.
Which means that you've just admitted to having a GREAT time with me.
HA!
Someone recently told me this:
When a woman says no, she means yes.
When she says yes, she means harder!
Whassup?
Fail your easy-peasy exam already?
You're not another of these people who pleads ignorance and then passes exams, are you?
I hate them people!
Being ignorant myself, and all that!
Ha!
Good!
That's not a sign of approbation, btw.
I know how quickly you get foncused.
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