Let me educate you: oh, no! I'm sorry, I don't have the necessary 10 millenia in which to do so. Not even with the multiple brain transplants you'll need.
So answer me this: Why are you so insecure and untalented?
Oh, it's because you're a deformed dwarf, isn't it Gimli?
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I really thought Hilary Rodham Clinton would sway them to go with New York. I mean, she's so charming and friendly-looking. It was such a great plan.
Jessica B: Pants!
We had David Beckham!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Sar;I don't care - my reasons were personal.
So again I say: Pants!
Let me educate you: oh, no! I'm sorry, I don't have the necessary 10 millenia in which to do so. Not even with the multiple brain transplants you'll need.
So answer me this: Why are you so insecure and untalented?
Oh, it's because you're a deformed dwarf, isn't it Gimli?
Look!
Wigs don't count! D'uh!
Don't tell me: you auditioned for Homer Simpson, but they thought you were too dumb?
And fat.
And not yellow enough!
Or you!
Fortunately I don't believe in reincarnation unless it serves my purpose!
Now...where's my copper wire?
No. I've never wished to be bald.
Just as I've never wanted to be Canadian (of sorts). Or short. Or been prey to habits of weakness, or, or, or ...get my drift?
Tell me, what's it like to be half of this, half of that and ultimately half of nothing?
But the most common name for exotic is still "weed"!
Ahhhh!
You poor innocent, you...!
How sweet!
That must mean it's hilarious then!
Pfargh!
What do you know?
Answers on the back of an electron please to:
ylam c/o paradise, somewhere up the Himalyas and turn left at the bump with the big sheep on it.
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