Monday, June 27, 2005

Prose

I used to have a nekkid woman on my desktop.

Now I have tulips.

The woman weighed too much.

I was especially creative this morning: I spent 20 mins on the loo.

5 comments:

jonny said...

convinced. And proud.

jonny said...

Ah! The secret of my success!

Now what was it I said...?

jonny said...

But once I have the secret, I can sell it to berated husbands everywhere for molto dinero and bring peace and happiness to many a mis-marriage.

And think of the tax implications...!

jonny said...

I was going to say "realistic", but then I re-read the post and comments.

What was it you said: ... "optimistic"?

Anonymous said...

Most unsubtle.

It's like "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. No, I'll show you mine if YOU show me yours!" and so on.