Things to do at airports:
Take pictures of the crashed plane.
When asked if you have anything to declare state "I am not Japanese".
Go to the coffee shop and ask if they have any 'normal' coffee. Ask for it in a medium, small or big size. This confuses the lackey.
Go to the bureau de change and ask for e.g. £100. Offer to pay them with £100 and watch them have a fit.
Have lots of thoughts like "I am a genius of the highest order, or a primate of the lowest order. I can't decide which."
Turn up too early.
Put your trousers on in public.
Get stared at for no reason whatsoever.
Confuse directions. Several times.
Be delayed. And delayed some more.
6 comments:
When he starts harrasing us on our blogs.
So many answers!
Bored, wassat?!
Think of you!
Oh, no! That's what makes me bored!
I read Michelle's blog! That's the closest to boredom you'll get ... !
Try it at "little-noises-in-my-head" and you'll see what I mean!
The dog writes a better blog!
I never harrass anyone (without invite, explicit or implicit!)! My parole officer won't let me!
A mind like mine ... ah! Floats in balmy ocean with crustaceans nipping at his behind...mmmmm!
Oi! Nurse! Fetch me a pina colada, there's a good grrrl! (Hee, hee!)
No, Birmingham, Alabama.
But thank you for asking!
I wasn't answering, I was telling.
But thank you.
I'm glad you appreciate your good fortune! And the gold pants.
I prefer the word 'resplendent'.
But not in capital letters.
Squeak!
Hmm?
Was that a mouse or a horned fella in flip-flops?
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