There was something about this post that kept bugging me ever since I first read it. I had this nagging feeling that something wasn't quite right. And then I realized...it was your use of the word, "friend".
Yeah I was kinda wondering about that too. "Friend?" Does that mean? They understand and accept you they way that you are? Or that they needed more presents from guests for the shower so they said hey, well be your friends, if you bring a gift! So what did you get them?
Jessica B: the reason why America "rules the world"?
No; hope for the rest of you!
I'm not saying she's self-obsessed, but she's had the insides of her eyelids mirrored so she can see herself when she sleeps! Dunno how tho' with that mug!
So. JB. I meant friend, without the quotation marks as in a real human being; not someone you knocked up in woodwork, eh Geppetto?
And as for you Michelle, I don't trawl the 'personals' cause they're your territory. Without them you'd never get out at all. And as for your insalubrious habits?
On other matters, sometimes I forget how much women love me!
The weeding blog will follow.
And another thing JB: you know just one of my comments is worth a lifetime of yours. Do you want to bankrupt yourself in the trade?
Now, now Miss "Sar", SARS, more like, I reck - on, no stirring! These 2 are old (very old) and ugly (not sure about that but if their personalities determine their looks, I'm right!) enough to be able to look after themselves.
As you can see!
Please believe me when I say that I'm doing nothing more than standing up for myself - against the Womens' Mafia - and standing tall and proud (or sitting at this exact moment, to be precise).
And as for the comments others make about me, eh, Michelle?
I can give you a tat with meaning, if you want. But then, your skin's so thin, I'm not sure you'd wear it! Or get it.
Trawl. As in a method of fishing that is indiscriminate.
Nerves? They removed them when I left "The Mothership".
Although you're right: glass is always looked through, never considered. Unless it's stained....
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There was something about this post that kept bugging me ever since I first read it. I had this nagging feeling that something wasn't quite right. And then I realized...it was your use of the word, "friend".
Yeah I was kinda wondering about that too. "Friend?" Does that mean? They understand and accept you they way that you are? Or that they needed more presents from guests for the shower so they said hey, well be your friends, if you bring a gift! So what did you get them?
Oh, I just like poking at him with the perverbial stick.
Jessica B: the reason why America "rules the world"?
No; hope for the rest of you!
I'm not saying she's self-obsessed, but she's had the insides of her eyelids mirrored so she can see herself when she sleeps! Dunno how tho' with that mug!
So. JB. I meant friend, without the quotation marks as in a real human being; not someone you knocked up in woodwork, eh Geppetto?
And as for you Michelle, I don't trawl the 'personals' cause they're your territory. Without them you'd never get out at all. And as for your insalubrious habits?
On other matters, sometimes I forget how much women love me!
The weeding blog will follow.
And another thing JB: you know just one of my comments is worth a lifetime of yours. Do you want to bankrupt yourself in the trade?
I trawl the 'personals' cause they're my territory? Hold on, I trawl? What is trawling anyway?
As for my insalubrious habits? Which would they be.
Obviously I have struck a nerve about being a bought friend.
Your so right about me Jonny- You can see through me like a piece of glass.. and excatly what mental disorder is it that you have?
Now, now Miss "Sar", SARS, more like, I reck - on, no stirring! These 2 are old (very old) and ugly (not sure about that but if their personalities determine their looks, I'm right!) enough to be able to look after themselves.
As you can see!
Please believe me when I say that I'm doing nothing more than standing up for myself - against the Womens' Mafia - and standing tall and proud (or sitting at this exact moment, to be precise).
And as for the comments others make about me, eh, Michelle?
I can give you a tat with meaning, if you want. But then, your skin's so thin, I'm not sure you'd wear it! Or get it.
Trawl. As in a method of fishing that is indiscriminate.
Nerves? They removed them when I left "The Mothership".
Although you're right: glass is always looked through, never considered. Unless it's stained....
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
I would say that's not my own but you already know that, don't you?
All I know is the bugger landed on me 'ead and nivver sed 'sorry, m'lud'.
Now, how is that not bad form?
you know, there are ... like ... a million comments here!
ok, I know I put most of them here myself but ...hey! Why didn't I think of that before ... !
I could have a cheeseburger!
GENIUS!
Or some apple juice ...
...pauses for thought...
looks you in the eye ...
...y-e-e-e-e-e-s-s-s-s ...
I take it that's the replacement for the last one: that you wore away?
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